Monday, September 28, 2009

Amber , what?

I got shit to say which is lame, this is a blog and the whole point is having something to say, is it not?
I don't think my life is particularly exciting which again is totally anti blog.meh.

My shrink recommends I write , and the Indomitable Amber Turrill , who is like some sort of herald to the next chapter of insanity of the dreary long winded knock knock joke that is my life, "suggested " I blog.
Oh,Amber, you're hard to refuse , strangely influential for someone I don't even get get to bone.
I do have the privilege of believing in a different world, a different life,universe, dimension, she would in all likelihood make out with me if not let me see her boobs and/or badunkadunk.After a decent date at least I'm sure.She is not some slam pig people.

So this night finds us after a brootal day in the morgue and an angry nap chillin, un hungry, sipping Tulsi tea with hemp milk. hows that for an Austin hippy drink, I didn't just finish pilates or composting so I think Im cool.
This tea is made of 'holy" basil, you get to drink the divine vibration of the resonating tone of the Godhead.nah, Im just bullshittin', I have know idea what Iam talking about.

the real deal:Tulsi, which is Sanskrit for "the incomparable one", is worshiped throughout India, most often regarded as a consort of Vishnu in the form of Mahalakshmi.[18][19] There are two types of Tulsi worshiped in Hinduism—"Rama Tulsi" has light green leaves and is larger in size; "Krishna Tulsi" has dark green leaves and is important for the worship of Vishnu and Narayana.[20] Many Hindus have tulsi plants growing in front of or near their home, often in special Tulsi pots. It is also frequently grown next to Vishnu temples, especially in Varanasi.[21-wiki

I want to tell you about my day, I can't it's top secret shit.Not really but I can't talk about any of the cases , especially since they are homicides.

who opts to kill a chick they at least liked on some level versus just break up with her?
Even at my most pissed off punching doors screaming like an idiot type shit, it never occurred to me to shoot the chick I bought dinner for, got beejs from , introduced to my mother, did horribly foul things to sexually, told inner most secrets to,............... square in the face.
Shit, just leave. I know it sucks when they cheat on you , or make you fell like a mamas boy, or refuse your anal intercourse suggestions, but come one, their is no reason to kill them. none.no reason to hurt them in any way physically or mentally. none. I assure you.
killing is as natural as taking shit, I realize this ,but is it necessary ? no , no , no.

should I start a band?
black metal style?
bands are a bitch , its like having 3 or more GFs., and the most profound thing you have in common with them is sex.Not that you don't like them aside from that but mostly its the sex.
Which really makes tolerance for differences a real fuckin chore after the honeymoon is over.
So I m hesitant .

I cannot get over this new Blut Aus Nord(Memoria Vetusta II - Dialogue with the Stars ) it is so fucking good, ridiculously epic, I think people who don't like black metal would dig the dark beauty of this album.seriously.

some amazing playlist for the more adventurous listener http://pocketsofsilence.blogspot.com

www.textsfromlastnight.com new site to make life worthwhile

http://www.foundphotos.net/ awesome site of pictures ganked from peer to peer file sharing, not porn at all, just quirky.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Introduction to the Book of Who Cares

If you are reading this , either you have stumbled accidentally on to a stranger's blog or for some reason I thought you needed to know all there is about me, for good or bad.

We should probably go over a few things, first ,although I make some attempts at proper spelling and decent grammar sometimes I get more concerned with the content than the presentation.
I am not educated in the traditional sense as I dropped out of high school when I was 15, so to be honest some things are just beyond me.
Run on sentences are a real problem and I will do my best to not let them get out of hand.
I realize I have failed at that already.
I write poems and ramble on sometimes in some sort of prose-ish sense although I must make clear that I don't really fancy myself a poet or writer .
I don't throw this shit out lightly but nor do I pretend I am making some profound contribution to the literary world.
Sometimes, though , I get lucky.

I will post like everyone gives a shit
I will post like I am the center of the universe,
I will post like all I say is gospel.
I will use aliases to protect the innocent and my self from litigation and ass beatings.
I realize some of you will recognize yourselves and others and unless it's a completely benign post you will remain nameless or have a cool name from LOTR or the Brady Bunch.