I did not meet a stranger last night off the internet, I did not drive 11 miles to her house, she was not totally hot and slightly drunk, we did not spoon on her couch and make out watching a Haunted marathon,I did not fall asleep and snore into her cleave.
I did wait for her to fall asleep and ran the fuck up out of there.
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whoa, so it was gnarly-bad?
ReplyDeletenah, it was cool. in that deal with the devil type of way.
ReplyDeletei thought you said "devil may care" type of way and i was all, "Fabio?"
ReplyDeleteoh Fabio, I can't believe its not blah blah blah
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